Whale


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The Whale (otherwise known as Wikipedia, Jess or HEY, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?) is a member of the #7 RuneScape pure clan Final Ownage Elite. She is noted for being remarkably overweight and along with Walli, makes up 50% of the Final Ownage Fat Cunts.

Do not approach the whale ingame without a harpoon equipped.

Jess became a figuire of much merryment and friovlity, with large spam towers arising on many consecutive mayhem maker pking trips.

Jess has also been known to engage in cyber-activities with Mayhem Maker high council, Speshls-Own who spent many hours on teamspeak, talking and engaging in sex talk, with Speshls often requesting her to moan like a whale. Much nudes were aquired and lulz had. Jess ended up being kicked from FOE for her involvement with Speshls.